Bess Raechel Goden

Cognitive Revenge

 

This flaneur is not what one could call a philomath. In fact, our friend most likely had never heard of either a flaneur or a philomath and if confronted with the aforementioned observation would probably respond something like this:

"I ain't no math-loving pillow biter!" and then proceed to punch the questioner in the face. Of course, such a thought never crossed his mind on this glorious day in July. In fact, many thoughts decided to veer left and wait several hours in traffic on the BQE, rather than take the more vacant route through the cavernous chambers of our friend's bat ridden head.